Book 1: By the Light of the Moon

Wouldn't you like to read at night by the light of the moon? But what if it’s a new moon? (Are you, in fact, reading New Moon by Stephenie Meyer?) How about a “Moon in Your Pocket” flashlight so you can read by the light of the moon anywhere? Doesn’t that sound cool? That way, when you’re reading another Dean Koontz book, you’ll be able to take it with you anywhere! If you’re injected with chloroform and waiting for the effects to wear off, you could pull out your handy dandy “Moon in Your Pocket” flashlight to help you fight off the guy who injected you! Or better yet, use it as a weapon against your unsuspecting neighbor in case they’re starving and torturing their mother in their basement! It’s a multi-use item! It comes in 3 designs: full moon, waxing crescent moon, and waning crescent moon in case you’re feeling rebellious.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL!

We are also offering you a once-in-a-lifetime button that you can wear on your shirt that says

"Mrs. Santa Claus called Dylan "dear", delivered his order in two white paper bags, and reached across the counter to pin a promotional button to his shirt. The button featured the slogan FRIES NOT FLIES and the grinning green face of a cartoon toad whose conversion from the traditional diet of his warty species to such taste treats as half-pound bacon cheeseburgers was chronicled in the company's current advertising campaign."

With this button, you can own a representation of what brought Jilly, Dylan and Shepherd together! The button was pinned on them unwillingly, but the psychic spoor left on it caused Dylan to experience his first paranormal activity which led to saving Dorothy and . Wouldn't you like to be Dylan?

Or maybe you would like to be Shepherd for a day and become a whiz at puzzles! Look at these super cute puppies! Even though Shep had a bad experience (seeing his mother murdered)when making this puzzle, it doesn't mean that you have to! You can also use this puzzle as an escape - a narrow corner of the wall, something to focus on when your world gets crazy.

BUT THAT'S STILL NOT ALL!

To be like Jilly, you need to be funny or a magician. "Jilly might have screamed back at them as she plunged into their midst, but she was too busy pinching-tweaking-folding out of the yawning maw of Death and back up to the top of the east scaffold.." "How do I become funny?" you may ask. Well I have your answer right here! Joke cards! And not just any joke cards! Ones that are focused on plants such as Fred.

And for this tv only offer, I'm giving you an extra gift - no charge at all. A toy set of flying doves! The stained glass window is not provided.

You must be 18 or older to call and order! Have your grandparents call also to have us triple your offer! Not one! Not two! But three Moon In Your Pockets!

If you're one of the first 10,000 callers, we will also include a Goodnight Moon book so you can read this to your children. Once your darling babies fall asleep, you can get back up to your room to read your signed edition of By the Light of the Moon by Dean Koontz!

All this can be yours for only 17 payments of $194.99!

Call and order yours today!